brb getting a job
bitch, do i look like i’m gonna travel around the world and meet all these 6 billion people?
“Aw thank you!”
Harry Potter fans:
Your parents force you to join the rest of the Death Eaters, in front of everyone.
Then you’re forced to hug Voldemort, in front of everyone.
Then you’re forced to hold your mummy’s hand…in front of everyone.
whoooooooo are youuuuuuuuuuu? sorry, way too much coffee tonight